Monday, November 21, 2005

Being horribly offensive.

Sometimes when my good friend and I get together and talk, we find ourselves being far more offensive than normal human beings...

(Talking about the two high-ranking editors at the local newspaper and how they both have blogs)

BB: So maybe I'm a bit obsessive when it comes to Missouri politics as I find myself tempted to send Jim Robertson an e-mail to correct his blog--he turned Jetton into the House Majority Leader.
LH: HA
LH: sir, you might be a little over obsessive
LH: i have yet to be interested enough in that mans blog
LH: at least messenger is a freak and takes some really bizarre positions on things, but robertson seems far too boring
BB: I hate Tony Messenger so I barely have the stomach to get through his column much less his blog.
...
BB: I'm still pissed at Messenger because he used his whale ass to shove me out of his way and get the story I was going after.
LH: was that the cheney event?
BB: Yeah, I take it I've bitched about it to you?
LH: yes, sir.
BB: Well, at least I'm consistant.

(after a long converation about the Libby Indictments, Judith Miller and how Mauren Dowd probably feels left out in this whole female martyardom of journalists.)
BB: Yeah, good point. Just fuck Marueen once to get her to shut up.
LH: ha
LH: that might be it, she just has not gotten laid
LH: fuck her until she votes republican
LH: i dont know who would be tortured more
BB: Honestly, that would be the short version of a lot of the reviews of her book.
BB: She's not getting laid so she decided to justify why men aren't needed as they seem to pick their hand over her.
BB: I can tolerate her for a little bit, but she gets so shrill.
LH: id like to see that headline on a column of hers "Mastubate vs Mauren, you know who the winner is."
BB: hahaha
BB: That's why she's pissed at Judith Miller. Scooter rode the Miller train uptown over her.
LH: Haha
LH: Judith Miller got passed around like the village bicycle at the defense department
LH: that is why she wanted tocover WMDs so much
LH: might explain the security clearance too
BB: Her big concern were heat-seeking missles.
LH: and herpes
BB: Well, you have to watch out for biological warfare.
LH: ha
BB: Maureen Dowd sleeping around the CIA and DOD contaiminating Miller's men with her seeds of destruction.
LH: making them all soft and afraid of war with her sweet, liberal, anti-bush pillow talk
BB: touche my friend.
LH: then we might see the first female president - or dictator - or sex slave driver, who knows. if women figure out how to use this sex thing against men in the military we are all doomed
BB: Well, we survived Hillary, right?
LH: like i said, if WOMEN figure this sex thing out
BB: Ah, good point.


(same conversation line, now moving to state politicans. We always had a running joke that Hanaway - the former speaker of the house was trying to eat rep. Chuck Graham.)
BB: So does that mean Catherine Hanaway has a shot at the White House down the road?
BB: Hanaway hungry. Feed me votes.
LH: as long as she can feed of the immobile corpse of chuck graham
BB: The next Terri Shivo?
LH: Hanaway approves stem cell research for former collegue Chuck Grham
LH: when asked why she said, "I like the thrill of a good hunt"
BB: hahaha
BB: Graham who responded with a "squeak, squeak" declinded to elaborate.

It's is probably best we are not in the same area of the country.

2 comments:

Amanda said...

Disturbing. In so many ways.

Ick said...

Robertson's blog is kind of boring, but he's the only person who let me work overtime during the fair.