If you ever watch cable news, MSNBC a few months ago gave Rita Cosby, this yetti of a woman, her own news show. John Stewart from the Daily Show has affectionaly called her Throaty McHusky.
My mom on Rita Cosby and her new show: "She proves that not everybody has to be pretty or thin to do boradcast news..."
My Mom on my high blood preasure: "See, that is god way of telling you how to get a date. Stop eating out and start working out. You are becoming a blob."
My mom on Republicans: "I don't even want to know how these people sleep at night. I am sure it invovles a lot of drugs, and nothing like that Codeine crap."