Thursday, February 28, 2008

Sometimes...

Sometimes I run across things at work that make me laugh.

And I do not have a discrete laugh. My laugh sort of echoes though the halls of hte hallowed institute that we call the NENews.

Today was a little odd though, because I was reading this in an online magazine about pleasing a woman in bed:

"It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise."

When the masses came running to my office to see what I was wooting at I then had to describe what I was reading...sometimes I think I am headed straight in to a sexual harassments suit without even knowing it.

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