Friday, July 25, 2008

Belligerent-tini

1 part Italian whack job politician
1 part Irish old man politician
Squeeze of overprotective, misguided museum officials

Mix vigorously over the week with three corrections and plenty of ice.
Pour into tall glass rimmed with e-mails declaring your worthlessness from past employees.

Add a dash of zealous, racist and retarded School District Officials (for taste)
Garnish with delusional staff writer coked-out Art Director

Serve with a shot of Bourbon, neat. And repeat.

Tonight, I suspect, I will drink enough to dance wildly in the streets to some cracked out DJ. Hide your children and your daughters.

Daft Punk girls, take it away.

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