1 part Italian whack job politician
1 part Irish old man politician
Squeeze of overprotective, misguided museum officials
Mix vigorously over the week with three corrections and plenty of ice.
Pour into tall glass rimmed with e-mails declaring your worthlessness from past employees.
Add a dash of zealous, racist and retarded School District Officials (for taste)
Garnish with delusional staff writer coked-out Art Director
Serve with a shot of Bourbon, neat. And repeat.
Tonight, I suspect, I will drink enough to dance wildly in the streets to some cracked out DJ. Hide your children and your daughters.
Daft Punk girls, take it away.