There are a select few in my life who have shared with me some great music from their deep collections and dusty vaults.
They revel in the ability to share their favorites that have kept them melodically twisting in the wind for years in hipster obscurity.
I, on the other hand, prefer to subject you bastards to some of the worst aural pleasures that I can find...well, usually others find and then I foist them onto you, my sad sack of willing lab rats.
Not only does this win top prize for being a fancy-dancy pop song, but it also makes reference to, you guessed it, Kansas City. Ignore the fact that the video is a send up of the Wizard of Oz — set in that desolate plain-state known as Kansas.
Unless this Australian gal is singing about some guy in KCK (shudder), then The Sneaky Sound System is definitely pining for someone here on the Missouri side.
Got this one from another blogger here in the area. On to our next train wreck for your ears — you know you can't look away.
If you have only known me for the last two weeks then it will make sense why this is my second pick for worst song I discovered this week.
It's not really new to me, per se, I am sure I heard this song the first time I watched this mind-blowing episode of the Doctor Who, but this was the first time I actively searched for who sang this chair-dance-inducing artist.
Get crazy, its dance pop and the Doctor.