How this place has not fallen over on itself or been the scene of a major crime until now is beyond me.
A gunman opened fire outside a Kansas City tavern Thursday night, wounding three people before being disarmed by a bystander.
Police said the gunman opened fire at the Tool Shed bar at U.S. 40 and Phelps Road in extreme eastern Kansas City around 8:40 p.m.
Two of the victims were taken to a hospital, Kansas City police Capt. Mike Perne said. One was in critical but stable condition. Another suffered serious injuries. A third person suffered minor injuries and was treated at the scene.
— The Kansas City Star
I have only been to the Tool Shed once in my life and it was with the same man who uses strippers as his own Garmin. Seriously, how did I live this long?