Thursday, January 22, 2009

Let's play with the paper cutter






There is never a good task at work that begins with, "Well, mike is tall, let's make him do it..."

Unless of course it is followed up with, "Hey, mike can you reach the levers on the paper slicer?"

Oh, yes I could and, yes, I did.

And we are not talking about some little hand-pumped paper slicer that your hippie art teacher had in the classroom.

Fuck no, we are talking about a paper slicer that includes a safety shield and paper clamp that could hold a Volkswagen in place. This thing had a two-cylinder engine that required premium and didn't take shit from no wussy temp too afraid to approach with respect and humility...

I meet the paper cutter from hell, and it was awesome.
Woot, heavy machinery is fun!

1 comment:

Applecart T. said...

what in the WORLD are you people chopping?