To: The Gonzo Department of Dirty Tricks and Hustling
I have an assignment for you. Somewhat hazardous. Please travel to 731 Lexington Avenue, the studios of Bloomberg. Enter the building. Find the studio where Charlie Rose is taped. Enter studio. Slap the shit out of Charlie each time he interrupts a guest. Thank you.
From: The Gonzo Department of Dirty Tricks and Hustling