You have been accepted to Metropolitan Community College-Kansas City (Blue River, Business and Technology, Longview, Maple Woods and Penn Valley).
Huzzah! Today I got my automated form e-mail announcing that I had been accepted to the arts program at MCC. That's right, graphic arts, web development, design classes...
Break out the sweat pants and limber up for beer pong, we are going back to college! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S...
Wait...what do you mean this is for professional development at work? Well, at least we will have co-eds, questionable drugs, terrible life decisions and limited adult supervision?
No? Not at all?! Oh good lord, I need to consult my attorney before I go do anything else.
Let's just hope I am more like Joel McHale and not Chevy Chase when I head back into the classroom.