I swear if I hear my doctor tell me "you need to lose weight or else..." I am going to strangle him with his stethoscope.
Doc: "Why didn't you come get this checked out sooner?"
Me: "I am not a big fan of doctors."
Doc: "What's wrong with doctors."
Me: "You're kind of like smarmy PR guys in white lab coats."
Doc: "Ah, and so what exactly do you do?"
Me: "I'm in public relations."
Doc: "And an asshole."