Tuesday, April 12, 2011

I don't like doctors

I swear if I hear my doctor tell me "you need to lose weight or else..." I am going to strangle him with his stethoscope.

Doc: "Why didn't you come get this checked out sooner?"

Me: "I am not a big fan of doctors."

Doc: "What's wrong with doctors."

Me: "You're kind of like smarmy PR guys in white lab coats."

Doc: "Ah, and so what exactly do you do?"

Me: "I'm in public relations."

Doc: "And an asshole."


Maria said...

Clearly, they don't like you either.

Hyperblogal said...

Dear Sir, We have duly noted your doctorial opinion. In the future please consult Roto Router for all your emergency medical needs. Sincerely, Dr. Carl Bott, President, American Medical Association.