Seems everyone is bringing their children into the office today. Had I known I would have brought this guy into the office all day:
Of course, when co-workers would scoff and say "That's a your cat not your child..."
I would then look at them right in the eyes and shout,
"HE'S ADOPTED! THANKS FOR POINTING IT OUT!"
Then I would utter something under my breath about how they were racists and why can't they just accept my family the way we are...
Yeah, that would be fun, too.