Thursday, May 24, 2012

An announcement



In a little more than a week, I will be getting married in a shiny ceremony in a desert known as Las Vegas. I cannot tell you how excited I am not only be getting married, but also to be back in Vegas with The Librarian.

Of course, my summer semester at Park will also be starting at the same time (still exciting, but less so).

I figured, with such a momentous life occasion, I could call the professor (several weeks in advance) to ask to have work released early for me to complete sooner or to get an extension for the week's work. I already saw the syllabus, so I knew I would only need to find a work-around for a couple discussion pieces and the homework/readings.

The conversation was pretty productive. He seemed resistant at first, but then we came around to a plan that would give me the homework and reading early to complete, but then I would get an extension on the discussions (since those are driven by what the other students in the class post online).

Success!

Until he drops this bomb at the end of the conversation:

"Oh, by the way, just to make sure everything is on the up-and-up, send me a copy of the newspaper with your wedding announcement, just so I know."

...

Not exactly sure which part confused me more... that part where he thinks that my Vegas wedding will have a traditional wedding announcement... or that people still read the newspaper for wedding announcements...

I decided to look up what the local Paragraph Factory charges for wedding announcements and found myself looking at prices of $200-$1,000 to announce my love in the printed pages.

I think I will just buy a copy of the Vegas daily news and get a photo with The Librarian and I holding it up at the chapel...

That should do the trick...


5 comments:

Gina said...

Tell that a-hole that ppl don't do that anymore. If anything just send him the link to your live internet feed. I'm adsuming your hotel provides this servive with your wedding package?

Gina said...

By the way, my fat fingers cannot type on my phone. Please excuse my spelling errors.

Mike Ekey said...

Ha. Here is the link to my wedding video. He might think it is some elaborate ruse (like the moon landing) that I cooked up just to get out of class that week.

Gina said...

Any asshole can put an announcement in the paper. Boom!

Hyperblogal said...

run it in the Northeast News.