Friday, June 29, 2012

Oh, hai! Mike and The Librarian are not in right now...

Oh hai!

I am a Manatee, also known as a Sea Cow... but don't bring up the whole weight thing, some of us are a bit sensitive.

Anyway, I just wanted to say hello for myself and good-bye for Mike and The Librarian. You see, in their haste to get out this Fire-Kissed Hell-scape known as Kansas City, they did a pretty piss-poor job of letting everyone around them know they were leaving town for a week and a half for their Honeymoon/Vacation...

Yeah, I know, pretty awesome, right?

They will be kicking it Bayside Summer style on the sugar-fine sands of... Oh, well, I probably should not actually tell you where they are going... god knows they don't want the unwashed masses of this blog tracking them down and ... well, you're The Internet... you understand.

So, while I assume they will be doing nothing for 13 days. Except for this:

I am, still, going to have to respectfully ask everyone here to Back The F--- Off.

Do we have an understanding? Don't make me swim up there and flipper the crap out of you... I will. Excellent. In the meantime I am sure we can be good friends for the next 13 days just fine...

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